GUYS: Do you HATE?

Question

What are somethings you've heard from girls and you can tell that they're saying one thing but mean a completely different thing and you don't want to say anything wrong for fear you'll end up in the doghouse?

Some things we say and really mean are:
-We say: "I'm fine. No really, I'm fine."
-We mean: "I'm not fine. In fact, things couldn't be any less fine, so you'd better do something to make it better, and fast."

-We say: "Do you think she's pretty?"
-We mean: "I think she's pretty and I think you think she's pretty. Don't lie to me."

-We say: "Let's cuddle."
-We mean: "Let's cuddle, get your hand out of my pants.

-We say: "You're right."
-We mean: "You're right this time...but don't have too much fun being right because you're without a doubt going to be wrong the next time."

Answer 1

ok ..

as i got sick of all of that women said .. i will tell you some .. and i know that will make you hate me .. and give me the worst answer ..

Here you go ..
Let's think first ??? ummm .. ok

when a woman or a girl tell you the next phrases ..

She says: "I don't want to ruin our friendship."
What she means: I am not attracted to you, or I don't feel enough chemistry to date you -- but I do like you as friend.

She says: "I'm just so busy with work right now."
What she means: I am not interested in fitting you into my schedule.

She says: "Are you seeing anyone right now?"
What she means: I might like to submit an application for the position of your girlfriend.

She says: "Do you really want to go to that restaurant/movie/dinner party?"
What she means: I really don't want to go to.

She says: "You have a knack for dealing with kids. They really seem to respond to you."
What she means: I am contemplating eventually having children with you and am wondering where you stand in that department.


She says: "Where is this relationship going?"
What she means: I would like us to graduate to a more serious, exclusive relationship.

She says: "I feel so close to you right now. You know me so well."
What she means: I am starting to feel the l-word, but I don't want to be the first to say it.

She says: "I feel like our relationship is stuck in a routine right now."
What she means: I want you to be more romantic and spontaneous, and surprise me more. I need you to pay more attention to my needs.


now about phrases you women say .. which has definitly other meanings ..


ARE YOU WILLING TO: This means you better do it.

FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of "those" arguments.

FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING: This means "something" and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine", and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you over "Nothing".

SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sigh" means that she is content. Your best bet is not to move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead". At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "you're welcome".

THANKS A LOT: This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing".

Hope that will not make you angry from me ..

Have a great day ..
Good luck ..
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Answer 2

We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports is like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and
one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

Answer 3

... Not all men are like that. My boyfriend seems to understand me well enough. He pays attention to not just my words, but to my voice tone, and body language. Even if I sound peppy, he knows there's something wrong when I say "I'm fine! ^.^;"
So again, not all men are like that.
Besides that, I'm (more often than not) straightforward except for saying "I'm fine".

Answer 4

I hate when girls wear alot of make up act rude or think that this first person that walks by with a pair of boobs I would leave her for

Answer 5

Lol that's hilarious ( I'm a girl btw ) you know what I think, lol I think we should have a dictionary for women to men translation, so they always know what to do, without us actually saying lol cuz I have the same problem lol

Answer 6

LOL you're Funny
Im a girl too BTW, but my name makes it pretty obvious.

Answer 7

What we have here is a blatant failure to communicate properly, which only proves that people don't talk as openly as they should. This is only my observation, and opinion.

Answer 8

yes

Answer 9

it depends