A man is walking on the beach when he trips over a lamp. A few seconds later, a genie pops out and says, "I’m required to grant three wishes, but since you did not treat my lamp with respect, I will give twice what you get to the person you hate most - your boss."
The man agrees and makes his first wish: "I want lots of money." Instantly £20 million appears in bags on the beach, and £40 million appears in his boss’ bank account.
Next the man asks for an incredible sports car. Instantly a Lamborghini appears, and at the same moment, two show up outside his boss’ house.
Finally the genie says, "You have only one wish left, so choose carefully."
The man says, "OK well, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney..."
2007-05-25 11:05:35 · 42 answers · asked by thatsnotevenaquestion 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg! That is so mean, but hilarious. :) You rock.
2007-05-25 12:19:44 · answer #1 · answered by mistaken4sane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you seen a man with 40 million in the bank, two Lamborghinis driving around with no kidneys? Please let me know when you see him....I would like to borrow a couple of millions from him....
2007-06-01 05:40:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny 10/10 and a star.
2007-06-02 09:07:09 · answer #3 · answered by Caveman's daughter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! lol! thats a good one! i have one:there were two atoms, atom 1 asked atom 2 if he had seen a neutron, and that he was missing one. atom 2 said that he hadn't seen any and asked if atom 1 was sure that he had lost one.
atom one said,"yes, im positive"
i also have another one: there was a princes that got captured by a dragon, a prince saved here and let here name there kingdom, she couldent think of anything so she just named it "hairybutt". they had a son, she couldent think of what to name him so she named him "crap". one day she couldet find him anywhere so she went to the gaurd. she said to him, ive looked all over my hairybutt and cant find my crap!
2007-05-25 11:37:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So would that mean the guy's boss donates 2 or none? Because GIVING 2ce that 2 his boss! Hmmm....? Lol, I know it means the boss donates both kidneys....
2007-05-25 11:09:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
For his last wish the man asked to get beaten half to death.
2007-05-25 12:10:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Ouch! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-25 15:09:34 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Cute~~ And Funny!
2007-05-25 11:10:28 · answer #8 · answered by Cali_Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
last time i heard that it was his arm,so his boss would be ??????? or his ear, his boss always wore a cap. work that out for yourself, need a pencil, as i asked the constipated mathametician.
2007-05-25 11:17:27 · answer #9 · answered by me again 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha Heres a STAR
2007-05-29 07:50:09 · answer #10 · answered by bluebinjulie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No offense, but funnygirl told the female version a few weeks ago, but made me laugh again :)
2007-05-25 11:11:37 · answer #11 · answered by Clock Bot 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋