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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class.

She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer.
She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"

The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"

One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy ****! A talking chicken!'"

2007-05-25 10:59:03 · 24 answers · asked by Angela G 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

24 answers

hhhaahahaahahahah IMAO hahahhahahh good one

HAVE A GOOD WEEK

2007-05-25 11:14:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

saw a t-shirt the other day, thought i would share Bush goes on about his war against the terrorists The War Against Terror such a curious Acronym, Asking people to Support Bush and T.W.A.T. Someone at the Whitehouse didn't think things through. With Governments loving Acronyms so much when they come up with a new policy, how did that one slip through, Surely someone noticed!!??

2016-05-17 22:39:09 · answer #2 · answered by arletha 3 · 0 0

Effing Brilliant!
Lol.

2007-05-25 11:28:22 · answer #3 · answered by Badgerer 6 · 0 0

omg thast way to funny 9/10 plus a star

2007-05-25 11:12:11 · answer #4 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0 0

funny 3 stars

2007-05-25 12:03:33 · answer #5 · answered by lollypop8493 3 · 0 0

I had heard a similar version, but it is stll very funny.
Have a star.

2007-05-26 01:19:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol i wouldve said da same thing but i would have said da hell a talkin chicken

2007-05-25 15:34:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thats was funny! you get a pretty little star* &lowast *

2007-05-25 11:08:21 · answer #8 · answered by ~♥~Nay~♥~ 3 · 0 0

LOL!!! Deserves a star!

2007-05-25 11:48:38 · answer #9 · answered by Chris 4 · 0 0

i liked this one very good storys like this remind me of my cheeky little boy!!

2007-05-25 11:03:45 · answer #10 · answered by pipa s 3 · 0 0

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