It could be a from a famous quote, a film or even something you've made up yourself. Funniest offering(s) will get 10 points!
2007-05-25 10:58:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Groucho Marx
2007-05-25 11:05:49 · answer #1 · answered by Polo 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Michael Caine in the Italian Job
"A Gentleman's agreement is not worth the paper it is written on." Sam Goldwyn film producer.
"It's not the man in your life that matters it is the life in your man." Mae West, film star.
"We have no territorial ambitions in Europe." Adolf Hitler in 1935.
"There are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq." Tony Blair
"I would rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy" Anon.
2007-05-29 16:02:50 · answer #2 · answered by BARROWMAN 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
''no, if we don't have the key we can't open what ever it is we don't have that it unlocks, so what purpose would be surved in findin what ever need be unlocked which we don't have without first having the key what unlocks it''
''me i'm dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly it's the honest one's you want to watch out for because you can never predict when someone is about to do something incredibly stupid''
''maboogie snickle snickle, toote de suite, come, more wood''
''oh bugger''
''Say-say lam shoop-shoop sha smalay-lama shoo-koo. Savvy? Ball licky-licky.''
2007-05-26 08:55:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
In the chip shop, this guy asked for a fish supper, a single sausage and a portion of chips. The assistant asked "do you want them wrapped seperately", and the guy quipped right back, "don't be daft love, we'll be here all night!"
2007-05-25 18:09:58 · answer #4 · answered by Outsider 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
When belief in a god dies, the god dies. #
There is no such thing as government money, only taxpayer money.
Your problem is never really your problem, your reaction to your problem is your problem.
A note left for a pianist from his wife: "Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a Minuet.".
Been there, done that and have the tee-shirt to prove it.
2007-05-25 18:05:08 · answer #5 · answered by mattdudley_1013 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best
- Woody Allen
2007-05-25 18:03:56 · answer #6 · answered by Nexus6 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"from the moment i picked up your book till the moment i set it down i was convulsed with laughter-someday i intend to read it"
"our doubts are our traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt"
-Shakespeare
"One night i was lying and bed looking up at the stars and i though to myself-where the heck is the ceiling?"
I though those were funny and their my fav.'s
2007-05-25 20:42:15 · answer #7 · answered by brittany 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chic Murray - "It's a small world, but I wouldn't like to paint it!"
2007-05-27 02:33:01 · answer #8 · answered by CammyCyclismo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drive carefully, 90% of people are accidents.
2007-05-25 21:22:36 · answer #9 · answered by Ninik 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hiya these are my favourites
"apart from that Mrs Lincoln did you enjoy the show?"
"Why did Hitler kill himself? he got his gas bill"
"I can resist everything except temptation"
"If you can keep your head when all around you are loosing theirs it's possible you haven't grasped the gravity of the situation"
Smiles
2007-05-28 15:12:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋