A doctor spoke to his patient in his office. The doctor said "Well, I've got some bad news and some good news." Of course, the guy wanted to hear the bad news first (don't they always). The doctor bluntly said, "You've got about 48 hours to live." The man was devistated, "Oh my god, this is horrible, what am I going to do?"
Then in the midst of his grief and sorrow, he remembered that there was good news, too. "Doc, is there a cure or omething?"
"Cure, of course not, otherwise I wouldn't have told you that you only have 48 hours left. No, I'm sorry, there's no cure or treatment."
"But I thought you said there was good news." said the patient
"Oh yeah. Remember when you came in, the beautiful nurse?" Asked the doctor.
"Yeah," the puzzled patient said.
"The blonde one with the tight white uniform.."
"Yeah," the patient agrees.
"The one with the beautiful breasts bulging out of that uniform..."
"Yeahhhhh," the patient remembers and is starting to cheer up....
2007-05-25 10:34:33 · 8 answers · asked by Snake Eyes 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Well," the doctor leans closer to confide, "I'm shagging her."
:-)
2007-05-25 10:35:05 · update #1
lol way to funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-25 11:05:07 · answer #1 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-05-25 17:49:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought the punchline was going to be..........." Remember Tommy in the end bed? He says he wants to buy your slippers."
2007-05-26 02:46:34 · answer #3 · answered by Mal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-25 17:43:20 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very funny and definately worth the read
2007-05-25 17:42:25 · answer #5 · answered by Sean JTR 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol good, put not worth the long read. :)
2007-05-25 17:39:56 · answer #6 · answered by joel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny
i guess
2007-05-25 17:40:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee~! hillarious!
2007-05-25 17:41:12 · answer #8 · answered by spiffkid2632 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋