Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer are helping out on a project. About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says "Normally I would grant you three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant you each one wish."
The hardware engineer went first. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no money worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas.
The software engineer went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean with no money worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean.
Last, but not least, it was the project manager's turn. "And what would your wish be?" asked the genie.
"I want them both back after lunch" replied the project manager.
2007-05-25 10:11:04 · 8 answers · asked by bharat s 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2016-11-05 09:23:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-05-25 10:13:56 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
lol
that was good
very funny
2007-05-25 10:17:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard three different jokes that all go just like that but different people.
2007-05-25 10:22:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha hehe dat was good thankz
2007-05-25 10:23:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny..........................................................................
Did you make it up?
2007-05-25 10:22:58 · answer #7 · answered by buffy_roxs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's great! Thanks for the laugh! :-)
2007-05-25 10:15:04 · answer #8 · answered by engr_tam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋