I believe in the Elephant God (Tikitampawampalooloo) . Tikitampawampalooloo created the Earth (in fact all the planets) using the medium of dance (damn! that elephant can move!) combined with gravitational forces and his twelve magical helpers of Antioch. The magical helpers of Antioch each wore special hats (with two or sometimes three daisy's in them) to signify their love for Tikitampawampalooloo, and followed his messenger Chipoopoo unquestioningly.
Chipoopoo communicates with Tikitampawampalooloo in his sleep and communicates His will whilst in the "waking world". He spreads a message of love and peace, and a doctrine that includes several rituals. Every Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday I wear a blue hat (with a fresh daisy in it) to prove to how much I love Tikitampawampalooloo. He loves us more when we perform these rituals.
I have built several shrines around the world and currently have several hundred thousand followers, we are always looking for more followers ;-)
2007-05-25 10:00:39 · 28 answers · asked by yeahiknow987 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No.If I did I would have to similarly respect the religious freedom of any person, not matter how ridiculous or harmful their belief might be.
I might respect your particular brand of religion (but I don't) if I thought it worthwhile (it isn't), but the idea of religious freedom is a little silly.
I accept that you can believe anything you like, I might respect the dignity and virtues of some faiths, but I do not respect religious belief as having merit in it's own right.
2007-05-25 13:52:13 · answer #1 · answered by davidifyouknowme 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you believe in and follow the elephant god Tikitampawampalooloo, why is it that you have all those followers, and not Tikitampawampalooloo. Isn't that the difference between a religion and a cult?
2007-05-25 10:23:46 · answer #2 · answered by des r 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Any god with that awesome a name deserves daisy-hats at LEAST 3 times a week. Maybe more.
2007-05-25 10:04:15 · answer #3 · answered by N 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A dancing elephant? Why not? It's no more ridiculous than any of the other creation stories. Go for it, and have a nice life.
2007-05-25 10:04:13 · answer #4 · answered by link955 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Blasphemy! The FSM will smite you with His noodly appendage! You will be served up with Alfredo sauce as the blue plate special at Mel's diner!
2007-05-25 10:03:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
no way you blaspheme!! my god Aixcuyjipa the almighty is the only god and all none believes must be smited.
Aixcuyjipa created the world doing a magic burp
2007-05-25 11:13:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Should religous differences really matter why can't we just live together instead of blowing the crap out of each other because of a different book
2007-05-25 10:07:47 · answer #7 · answered by wee_nat123 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
TRUE religious Freedom is Freedom FROM religion ! ! !
Now that You know that, Do this:
Create a Private, Personal, Direct, Divine Relationship with Our Creator and save Your Soul from religion's and atheist's beliefs.
Love and Believe in Our Creator;
Love and Believe in Yourself.
Only with Our Creator's Love and Peace will we be Truly Free!
Without God, there is No Love; Without religion, there are No Wars!
"religion is Spiritual fraud"; "religion is the Worse invention of humanity" - Jesus Christ, Buddha and any one else with Spiritual intelligence.
atheists = all the people in religion = all the ignorant fundamentalists = all the cults/superstitions = paganism = Wicca
2007-05-25 10:04:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Respect? No.
Tolerate? Yes.
2007-05-25 10:04:55 · answer #9 · answered by S K 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yes. Now I wish for the same respect.
2007-05-25 10:05:23 · answer #10 · answered by AthenaGenesis 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋