A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
2007-05-25 09:45:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Boy, he got happy for a moment!!! That was funny!!! I will have to send to others!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
2007-05-25 10:02:03 · answer #1 · answered by Victoria Mae 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yawn
2007-05-25 09:54:36 · answer #2 · answered by Elphin B 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! lmao! Funny! 10!
2007-05-25 10:32:01 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Very good.
2007-05-27 06:25:12 · answer #4 · answered by *ACDC* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-05-28 11:06:51 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
side-splitting
2007-05-25 10:45:49 · answer #6 · answered by Sean JTR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. My sides are splitting!!!! NOT
2007-05-25 10:17:18 · answer #7 · answered by honey 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
heeheheeheheehe
2007-05-25 09:52:47 · answer #8 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋