Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her
husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next
husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally
together."
A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you
mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"
"I mean her legs!"
rate please
2007-05-25 09:38:47 · 16 answers · asked by snake1a2b 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
confusrd..but a 9...sota get it
2007-05-25 09:41:31 · answer #1 · answered by Je m'aime 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's pretty good if you can get the delivery right.
Oh, and my friend's mom is the 4th out of 25 kids in her family, same father, different moms. And oh yeah, they were catholic.
2007-05-25 16:48:34 · answer #2 · answered by brettj666 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOl. It's an 8.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2007-05-28 18:09:36 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea it's alright. kinda mean though...and impossible. how do you have 39 kids? 3-4 is a lot...but 39 is impossible. her va-j-j would fall off. LMAO
2007-05-25 16:45:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, that's great. 10/10
2007-05-25 16:47:49 · answer #5 · answered by §†reet R¥dA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the joke aint funny ithink it is disgusting.try and be funny next time
2007-05-25 17:23:43 · answer #6 · answered by baby t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was pretty funny. I give it 9.5/10.
2007-05-25 16:52:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny but it is not the best keep trying and you'll be a comedian
2007-05-25 16:43:26 · answer #8 · answered by darkcloud152500 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny good job
2007-05-25 17:16:52 · answer #9 · answered by amatsco 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. She must have been very busy. e
2007-05-26 12:08:40 · answer #10 · answered by pandurtle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋