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there was a little boy it was his birthday. he goes up to his mom and says "can i take a shower with you?". she says "No". " please it's my birthday" says the boy. "ok but don't look up or down ok?" the mom replies. when in the shower he looks up and down. "mommy what are those and what is that?" he asks. " Those are my headlights and thats my bush. Then after he asks his dad the same question and he says " no". "please it's my birthday" his dad says "ok just don't look down". "ok" the boy says. When in the shower the boy looks down and asks "dad whats that?". "It's my snake" his dad replies. At night the boy goes to his mom and dad and asks " can i sleep with you?" "no" they both say. " please it's my birthday" the boy says. " ok just don't look under the bed sheets" his mom says. when they're in bed he looks down. He shouts and says " Mommy turn on your headlights!, theres a snake in your bush!!!!!!".


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2007-05-25 09:31:49 · 14 answers · asked by snake1a2b 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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i've heard the same joke except it was a little different, the bush was a garage and the snake was a car. Thus the little boy said "mommy mommy! turn on your headlights! daddy's trying to park his car in your garage!!!"

2007-05-25 09:37:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Dirty Birthday Joke

2016-10-18 03:23:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

All I can say is watch out for those pesky ALIEN'S!!! Yep they were the cause of GLOBAL COOLING in the 1970's. The Polar Ice Cap was Steadily Overtaking Canada and was fast on its way to Miami Florida. But the Inventor of the Internet "Al Gore" Swung into action. Saved The Entire Earth From Those Pesky Little Red Devils from Mars!!! All Bow to Big Al!!!

2007-05-25 09:49:13 · answer #3 · answered by Scott 6 · 2 0

Happy Birthday Rebecca!!

2016-03-16 00:40:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Like I totally get it, and I can see someones first reaction being like haha that's funny, but if the dad's "snake" was in the mom's "bush"...well...why on earth would that be happening while their sons in bed with them??? EEWWWW!

2007-05-25 09:38:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

OMG thats great! That made ma laugh out loud. I's deffinetely a 9.5!

2007-05-25 09:35:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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there was a little boy it was his birthday. he goes up to his mom and says "can i take a shower with you?". she says "No". " please it's my birthday" says the boy. "ok but don't look up or down ok?" the mom replies. when in the shower he looks up and...

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2007-05-25 09:43:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

heard it before, still funny though ***** oh and the stars mean how much i rated it, it doesnt mean i'm swearing

2007-05-25 09:37:53 · answer #9 · answered by KeepingTheFaith♥ 4 · 1 1

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