there was a little boy it was his birthday. he goes up to his mom and says "can i take a shower with you?". she says "No". " please it's my birthday" says the boy. "ok but don't look up or down ok?" the mom replies. when in the shower he looks up and down. "mommy what are those and what is that?" he asks. " Those are my headlights and thats my bush. Then after he asks his dad the same question and he says " no". "please it's my birthday" his dad says "ok just don't look down". "ok" the boy says. When in the shower the boy looks down and asks "dad whats that?". "It's my snake" his dad replies. At night the boy goes to his mom and dad and asks " can i sleep with you?" "no" they both say. " please it's my birthday" the boy says. " ok just don't look under the bed sheets" his mom says. when they're in bed he looks down. He shouts and says " Mommy turn on your headlights!, theres a snake in your bush!!!!!!".
rate please
2007-05-25
09:31:49
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