2007-05-25 09:26:14 · 21 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/jesus_is_my_health_insurance
2007-05-25 09:27:28 · update #1
People that pray and have God in their lives are less stressed and less ill. When they do get ill they turn that suffering over to Him and He gets them through it.
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2007-05-25 09:28:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
Actually, some believe that Jesus only hands out "death insurance", so the question is: Is there Life before Death?
Peace of Mind is always a good thing, and, there are many accounts of "Spiritual Healing", which again, is a good thing, but of course, christians don`t have a lock on "religion" or "truth"-
However, if they feel healthy and good because of their belief, they should not be chided for it.
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2007-05-25 16:39:10 · answer #2 · answered by Ard-Drui 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think that lady realizes how many god believing people, INNOCENT people!--Are killed and suffer and are in pain and agony every day of their lives, sick and riddled with disease. How many people, that this "great", "merciful", "LOVING" god, has killed, let die, and let suffer, even when they are BEGGING for SOME higher power to SAVE them!!
The reasoning for this SHOULD be obvious --God is imaginary.
I hope that woman gets a serious (But not fatal) WAKE up call!!
2007-05-25 19:57:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God gave us the brains we need to become doctors and scientist etc... We also have a health insurance system available. I pray to God, when I am sick to help me get through it with courage and dignity if it is bad and with patience if it is not. I also pray that the doctors are good ones who know what they are doing.
2007-05-25 16:39:25 · answer #4 · answered by Chloe 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He is the Chief Executive Officer of my Life Assurance program.--that's a free-will investment program. Can I send you a prospectus Since you asked.
2007-05-25 16:37:25 · answer #5 · answered by j.wisdom 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Okay, just read the article... lmaotwt. Thanks for sharing. Christians, don't let this happen to you! Keep your health insurance up to date!
2007-05-25 16:36:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So far he is the only life insurance that I have got and it is working out just great. thank u for asking
2007-05-25 16:29:40 · answer #7 · answered by Believer 3 · 3⤊ 4⤋
health, life, job, well being .... i trust Him to pretty much provide me the means for everything ..
2007-05-25 19:57:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not too good. I have 20 days to live.
2007-05-25 16:29:14 · answer #9 · answered by S K 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Great...when I die I have insurance that I will spend eternity with him.
2007-05-25 16:28:51 · answer #10 · answered by Amanda F 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
He won't pay off without a big fight and the HMO that we have to go to is just awful!!!!
2007-05-25 16:29:24 · answer #11 · answered by Drampor 1 · 4⤊ 1⤋