The general woke up one morning,he had a splitting headache and he was still wearing his uniform,which was covered in vomit.There was a knock at the door, and a soldier walked in carrying the generals breakfast.'Good god, sir, are you all right .' asked the soldier.'Err, yes' replied the general.' I was walking back to the barracks last night,and a drunken squaddie bumped into me and puked down my front.If i find out who the bastard is I will make him do a hundred laps around the parade ground wearing his full kit ' Cleaning the general up the soldier replied ' Better make that two hundred laps Sir , he's sh#t in your pants too '
2007-05-25 09:10:46 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice!
2007-05-25 09:15:39 · answer #1 · answered by curlywurly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Bad General! LOL.
Good one!
2007-05-28 11:23:24 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-05-25 15:24:13 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now there's one I've never heard before...very funny!!
2007-05-29 07:26:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats tuff. Ya know like cool!
2007-05-25 09:38:59 · answer #5 · answered by Starryeyed 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh, haven't 'eard that one before!
2007-05-25 12:02:15 · answer #6 · answered by Snake Eyes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-05-25 09:16:27 · answer #7 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so funny! I've never heard it before! Thanks for the laugh. Here's a star for you!
2007-05-25 15:58:21 · answer #8 · answered by maddiemaddog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-05-25 09:17:12 · answer #9 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋