2007-05-25 09:08:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
a small town cop one time was going to not only write me up for roll stop through a stop sign...
he came up to my car, and because i was arguing with him, he said he was goin to then also wirte me up for a tail light that was out and, no seatbelt (cause i leaned over to get my papers from the glove box and took it off prior to him getting to my window) and also for obstruction of view cause i had a radar detector in my window...
as he was walking abck to the car, i leaned out my window and yelled "hey, you write me up for all those tickets and you had better wear a dress and a wig to court" he looked at me like i was talking another language...i then replied back "causse my lawyer is gonna make a ***** out of you!"
you know he came back, gave me a verbal warning and let me on my way...
2007-05-25 09:14:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The movie, 'Along came Polly' has one of the funniest movie moments ever.
Check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm2DcWerIVg
2007-05-25 16:39:27 · answer #2 · answered by Nimbot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was in 6th Grade my class and I were totally out of CONTROL so my teacher asked us to act our age and my friend said out loud NOT YOUR SHOE SIZE!!!!
I dont know if you thought it was funny but when you heard if from him you would pee your pants laugh
2007-05-25 16:13:17 · answer #3 · answered by =P... =D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
am well the funniest think i heard was relly mean but funny and is about killing puppies when you drown puppies you put them in water without life jackets
well it was funny at the time
2007-05-25 16:14:41 · answer #4 · answered by minica 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Noah's ark was built by amateurs; the titanic by professionals.
2007-05-25 17:29:09 · answer #5 · answered by JD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is the police station open on Sundays???
2007-05-25 16:13:41 · answer #6 · answered by ibbibud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anchorman. The fight scene was hilarious.
Where'd you get those clothes... the toilet store?
2007-05-25 16:12:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not so funny when the Bugs Bunny has the shot gun
2007-05-25 16:18:14 · answer #8 · answered by suro25 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this morning when my best friend held up her mom's bra to her waist and said "HOLEY CRAP! IT'S LIKE A SKIRT!!"
2007-05-25 16:11:45 · answer #9 · answered by bekkalek 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i said number "A" by mistake
i felt so dumb
2007-05-25 16:14:42 · answer #10 · answered by taurus2018 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋