When I was in 2nd grade I was bored during class and staring at the kids in the row next to me. A girl had a sick look on her face, and all of a sudden she sneezed and threw up at the same time. Not one drop got on her, but the entire mass of vomit landed on the head of the girl sitting in front of her. I can still see the throw up dripping down her face and hands, and little balls of it in her eyelashes! Her mom came and took her home for a shower and then brought her back to school, while the other girl was out for a long time cuz she was ashamed to show her face.
2007-05-25 08:53:38 · 11 answers · asked by Lavender 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My husband was laying on his back and holding his baby sister in the air when she threw up her entire bottle of formula into his mouth. Sooooo disgusting!
2007-05-25 08:57:40 · answer #1 · answered by Charles 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I suppose it would be the time when I was about 30 in the hotel bar. A woman approached me aged about 50 and started to chat to me. She wasn't bad looking for her age so I started to flirt with her..
"Tell you what," She said after a while, "How would you like a bit of mother and daughter sex? There's about 30 years between us."
Well it seemed an opportunity too good to miss so I agreed and she told me to follow her upstairs to her room. As we got there she opened the door and shouted "Mother, get ready. I've found one!"
2007-05-25 09:22:28 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I labored at Mcdonalds for approximately 2 years and each as quickly as in awhile you will discover poultry areas in the Nuggest. Altho ive in no way served or heard of one being serverd to a shopper.
2016-11-05 09:15:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew a guy who hit a horse on the way home, the inside of the car looked like carmel covered everything, yummy
2007-05-25 09:11:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know a guy who was helping out an elderly woman. He was in her backyard and slipped fell backward in to the septic tank (he still does not know why the lid was open) He was lucky enough to grab some wire before he fell completely in. He got out as fast as he could and striped butt naked and called his wife to pick him up while he hosed off. He said he was completely coverd in it.
2007-05-25 09:03:20 · answer #5 · answered by mowgli9886 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is totally gross but like um when i was like in 1st grade i peed on my self and that day when i got home i pooped on the floor and than i was throwin up on every wall in my house
2007-05-25 09:00:43 · answer #6 · answered by Momo Wilder 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well about a year ago I got a bad infection from glass in my nee and my dad pinched it to get the puss out and it went all over him!!! It was soooo discusting.
2007-05-25 08:58:24 · answer #7 · answered by <3 sarah <3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I work in childcare. One of my friends was trying to change the clothes of a child we were potty training. he was far from ready to wear underwear and had pooped in his pants. HE didn't want to be changed so he was kicking and squirming all over the diaper table. He kicked the poop all over her and himself. the next time she had to change this child she wore a plastic garbage bag to protect herself.
2007-05-25 09:00:58 · answer #8 · answered by poof10958 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My girlfriend told me that a guy who liked her, and she didn't like, asked her once:
"Have you ever loved someone"?
She was embarrassed to answer him, she didn't even like him, and then what courage did he have to ask her such a question?
She had said: "That doesn't concern you!!!
He had said: "Why are you so embarrassed? Everybody love their mother"!!!
2007-05-25 13:45:55 · answer #9 · answered by Suzan K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
friend crapped his pants and said it was mud dripping down his leg
2007-05-25 09:00:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋