> > THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
> >
> > A flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant,
>who seemed
> >to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
> >As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle
and
>told us that
> >"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the
big
> >scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your
trays
>up,
> >that would be super." >
> > On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and
rather
> >Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear
me
> >over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your
trazy-poo, so
> >the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
> >
> >She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
>Princess
> >and I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant
replied,
> >without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm
called a
> >Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, *****."
2007-05-25 08:50:49 · 12 answers · asked by Jessika 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice i like reading with an accent makes the story better
2007-05-25 09:17:59 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol 2 funny . star 4 u!
2007-05-25 08:59:02 · answer #2 · answered by big_red31331 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 friends -- 2 at present day men and a gay guy -- and their significant others have been on a cruise. A tidal wave got here up and swamped the deliver; all of them drowned, and next element you comprehend, they are status before St. Peter. First got here between the at present day men and his spouse. St. Peter shook his head regrettably. "i will't make it easier to in. you enjoyed money too a lot. you enjoyed it a lot, you even married a woman named Penny." Then got here the 2d at present day guy. "Sorry, can no longer make it easier to in, the two. you enjoyed nutrition too a lot. you enjoyed to consume a lot, you even married a woman named candy!" The gay guy grew to become to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It does not look stable, Dick." --- a guy walked right into a bar and ordered 10 photos of whiskey. The bartender asked, "what's the subject?" the guy pronounced, "i found out my brother is gay and marrying my terrific pal." the next day an identical guy got here in and ordered 12 photos of whiskey. The bartender asked, "what's incorrect this time?" the guy pronounced, "i found out that my son is gay." the next day an identical guy got here in the bar and ordered 15 photos of whiskey. Then the bartender asked, "does not all and sundry on your loved ones like women persons?" the guy regarded up and pronounced, "curiously my spouse does."
2016-11-05 09:15:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-25 09:06:21 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
This is a Great Joke! LOL.
2007-05-28 11:25:47 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea that was pretty funny i got a good laugh at that one and it is just what i needed
2007-05-25 09:05:37 · answer #6 · answered by shortcake 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good joke
2007-05-25 09:09:21 · answer #7 · answered by Babe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, I like that
2007-05-25 09:03:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-25 09:13:38 · answer #9 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVE IT. SOOO FUNNY!!!!
2007-05-25 09:09:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋