>A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one
>day, so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
>
>She carefully steps out of the car and opens the
>trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and
>stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
>
>The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats,
>exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...
>
>Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and
>backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car
>arrives. The Officer,
>clearly enraged, approaches the
>blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling,
>"What is going on here?"
>
>"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
>
>"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures
>doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...
"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
2007-05-25
08:49:16
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