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>A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one
>day, so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
>
>She carefully steps out of the car and opens the
>trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and
>stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
>
>The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats,
>exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...
>
>Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and
>backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car
>arrives. The Officer,
>clearly enraged, approaches the
>blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling,
>"What is going on here?"
>
>"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
>
>"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures
>doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...


"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

2007-05-25 08:49:16 · 14 answers · asked by Jessika 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

Brrruuummm Ching ( rim shot ) lol good one

2007-05-25 09:09:41 · answer #1 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0 0

Oh, Yeah! That's Blonde! LOL. LOL.

Emergency Flashers! LOL.

2007-05-28 18:27:27 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! lol!10!

2007-05-25 15:57:56 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

haha,dats funny.u heard da one bout the blonde dat tried to kill the eagle,she push it off a cliff.

2007-05-25 16:11:26 · answer #4 · answered by bigd_batista 1 · 0 0

Haha!

You just made my day!

I was having a pretty rough day today.

2007-05-25 16:07:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol took me a second to get that on lol

2007-05-25 16:07:25 · answer #6 · answered by Babe 5 · 0 0

That wasn't funny to me. I was not amused at all.

2007-05-25 16:04:44 · answer #7 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 0 1

Love the joke - and I am a blonde. but still love it. (not dumb)

2007-05-25 15:53:39 · answer #8 · answered by Leslie C 4 · 0 0

Funny...:)

2007-05-25 16:35:29 · answer #9 · answered by Sh00nya 4 · 0 0

very cute, funny.

2007-05-25 15:55:56 · answer #10 · answered by lala 2 · 0 0

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