One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man,' Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly aroused, but since you've being complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your... ah, physical needs. He'll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advise to think proper
2007-05-25 07:55:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is dumb.
2007-05-25 07:59:57 · answer #1 · answered by Smiley 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hi ... I think part of her joke got cut off. It ends somehow where God is a woman... and she created 'man' just for kicks. It's actualyl quite funny. :)
2007-05-25 09:00:35 · answer #2 · answered by Nena 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was the Gospel according to St. Beautiful Disaster...Amen!!!
2007-05-25 08:34:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-25 08:20:12 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not so much a joke, but true
2007-05-25 08:08:50 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this supposed to be a joke?, wheres the punch line?
2007-05-25 08:03:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
weeeeeeetardddddded
2007-05-25 08:06:39 · answer #7 · answered by yeager 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
boo! not really funny...
2007-05-25 08:09:23 · answer #8 · answered by Babe 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋