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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. And for years and years they lived there, one day they find a magic lamp. They rub and rub and sure enough out comes a genie. The genie says, "Since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have one." So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life. I wish I was home.", and POOF she is gone. The redhead makes her wish, "This place stinks, I wish I was home with my family also.", and POOF she is gone. The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie says to her, "My dear what is the matter?" The blonde replies, "I wish my friends were here."

2007-05-25 07:55:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

That is GREAT!!!

2007-05-25 08:07:21 · answer #1 · answered by Supercell 5 · 0 0

Funny! lol!10!

2007-05-25 15:14:16 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Hahahahaha, I bet the killed the blond when they got back!

2007-05-25 15:09:55 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0 0

OMG. I liked that joke. I would be so mad at the blonde woman.

2007-05-25 15:05:29 · answer #4 · answered by mickeymouseroyalty 2 · 0 0

Ah, those Blondes! LOL. LOL.

2007-05-28 18:32:11 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Now that's what I call 'beautiful disaster!'

2007-05-25 15:38:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol

2007-05-25 15:38:46 · answer #7 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0 0

Gr8...:)

2007-05-25 16:40:33 · answer #8 · answered by Sh00nya 4 · 0 0

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