Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken, the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed, with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains of the crew or the President's staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to surround the man's actor. "Sir," the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?" "Yep. Sure did." The man muttered unconcernedly. "Do you realize that is the President of the United States' airplane?" "Yep." "Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped. "Nope. They's all kilt straight out." The farmer sighed cutting of his tractor motor. "I done buried them all myself. Took most of the morning." "The President of the United States is DEAD?" The agent gulped in disbelief. "Yep, he kept a-saying he wasn't ... but you know what a liar he is!"
2007-05-25 07:54:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahaha! Didn't fool him, did he?! LOL.
Great joke!
2007-05-28 11:33:40 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually I believe that is now again the law. In the old days they used to do that and figure it vaporize. Great huh? Anyway when falling from 30,000 feet and I guess during the winter the stuff froze and fell through some peoples roofs. No joke. Bu ti am not sure about the pres maybe so. Would they notice, I guess they clean the streets up there like in new Orleans with the water trucks. Have a great 2009!
2016-04-01 08:02:56 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-05-25 07:59:32 · answer #3 · answered by PharmNerd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OHHHHHHHHHH 2 funny. U win a star.
2007-05-25 09:05:26 · answer #4 · answered by big_red31331 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funnny.Lolololol.
2007-05-25 08:48:50 · answer #5 · answered by Monkeybananas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-25 08:15:55 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow...really a gr8 joke...thanx a lot...how true:)
2007-05-25 09:43:06 · answer #7 · answered by Sh00nya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha, I think we should bury him.
2007-05-25 08:11:44 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brava!!! lol star for you
2007-05-25 07:58:00 · answer #9 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-05-25 08:53:20 · answer #10 · answered by laini1234 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋