would you humor me for a minute...regarding "Hell"?

Question

OK, with that out of the way...

Let's say "Hell" exists, and despite your best efforts you are going there. When you get there, Satan tells you he's going to "be a nice guy" and let you choose one of two ways to spend your eternity in hell.

You either:

a.) spend it in a fiery lecture hall listening to nothing but Rosie O'Donnell lecturing on 9/11 conspiracy theories.

-or-

b.) spend eternity in a fiery concert hall listening to concert from American Idol's Sanjaya.


Which do you choose? Why?


*note - those are your only two choices. "i'm going to heaven" / "God has a plan for me" / "I would kick satan in the balls and run away" are not an acceptable answers.

ZH / Johnnyboy = Hilarious.

Those of you who don't understand what "humor me" means and proceeded point out the "factual innacuracies" of this question....

thumbs down. go listen to marilyn manson or something.

blessedrobert..this is hardly one-sided. I gave you two options, and you chose to go on and on about God.

If i were in charge of this version of hell, I'd make you suffer through both fates.

Answer 1

I would spend it in a fiery lecture hall listening to Rosie. Why? Well thats easy. I could debate everything she has to say, and make her look like even more of a moron than she already makes herself look like. Then, after I've demoralized her, I would push her into the river Styx, and would then take over the lecture hall... incite a riot, and take over Hell for myself. Then I would jack up the A/C....but id turn the flames up in the concert hall....

Answer 2

I would pick (b) because 1. I could laugh at Sanjaya
2. I could listen to a concert- and talk with others when I get bored.
3. I absolutely cannot stand Rosie O'Donnell, and I would rather leap in the fiery flames of hells lecture hall than listen to her speak about nonsense.

Answer 3

Rosie. It would truly be Hell if I had to listen to Sanjaya for all eternity. A Thought: Do you think Heaven has a Sanjaya concert for Sanjaya freaks?

Answer 4

Since there must be more songs in the universe than conspiracy theories, I'd go with Sanjaya. That way ,it would take a few more billion years before the Chinese Water Torture of Infinite Repetition would set in. Also, I like his hair.

Answer 5

I would choose B because as far as I can tell from TV Sanjaya is not insane. He would be entertaining, he has a good stage presence at least since he can not sing.

Answer 6

b.) spend eternity in a fiery concert hall listening to concert from American Idol's Sanjaya

because his hair's just so fun to watch, even distracts you a bit from his god-awful tonedeafness.

Answer 7

presuming your theory I'll play along

a. ) I think Rosie is a loud, fat, lez -her own words recently- and not having heard Sanjaya I'll take my chances with Rosie

after all, choosing our fate and religion is heresy so we all go to hell anywho

Answer 8

Satan does not rule in hell so neither of these will work. Hell was created for his personal torment (and that of his angles). It was not created for ppl and they will only be treated as intruders there. Again I say, in case some missed it, Satan Does Not Rule Hell!!! He has NO SAY IN ANYTHING THAT GOES ON THERE!!! If he did, don't you think he would destroy it now before he takes up residence there? THINK!!!!

Answer 9

I take Rosie.........she doesn't get on my nerves half as bad as Sanjaya. And at least she would be talking and not singing like his fake ***.

Answer 10

Sanjaya I guess...at least it could be amusing to watch him....

Rosie, while maybe well intentioned...gets on my nerves