What kind of ingredients did he use?
How long did it take?
What was the procedure? Details please. Do not give me answers like Genesis. Decribe how he made you like how a baker would describe how he makes his favorite dessert.
Be creative!
2007-05-25 06:50:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
5% good looks
20% pride
40% appetite
6% intelligence
9% manic
9% depressive
the last 11% is a mix of Water, Chemicals and Flatulence
Rapped up in an over-sized skin and bake for countless generations.
2007-05-25 07:00:16 · answer #1 · answered by Dionysus 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ingredients?? - The best!
How long did it take?? - He was working on me since the day of the Big Bang.
Procedure?? - After creating me, he got so enthusiastic, started dancing around the table, some wine fell on his notebook, ....there goes the formula..... Nobody knows now, not even God himself the procedure of creating me...
I wonder what happens in case of troubleshooting! If we do not know how I was created, how can I be repaired??? Damn!!
2007-05-25 14:14:49 · answer #2 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Recipe for me
He brought my mother and father together
They kneaded me
I was baked at about 100 degrees for 9mths of Thyme
While in the oven he basted me with patience, kindness, and creativeness.
He stuffed me with organs, a wonderful mind, and all the things that would make me another one of His many creations.
He added some personal touches, and then on October 28th 1982 the heavens opened up, the stars shined bright and I was born!
lol
2007-05-25 14:05:23 · answer #3 · answered by Heather 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, people who know me have been tempted to use me as an argument to dispute the notion that God does not make misteaks (sic)...
I am guessing he he blinked or coughed or something...
All seriousness aside... God carefully and lovingly finetuned an amazing universe full of wonders. He created a highly improbable set of circumstances that allow for things like a universe, galaxies, stars, planets... to exist. He gave interesting properties to things like water, carbon... He allowed for things such as emergent properties, for a beatiful sustance like DNA to hold information...
I firmly believe that this is what Paul is referencing when he says that "For since the creation of the world his invisible attributes – his eternal power and divine nature – have been clearly seen, because they are understood through what has been made."
Soli Deo Gloria
2007-05-25 13:59:40 · answer #4 · answered by doc in dallas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the great part about believing in creation!!!
There are no details - just 'poof' we got created!!!
Why would anyone want anything more?
2007-05-25 13:54:12 · answer #5 · answered by Joe M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two young, alienated, childish adults who didn't have much money, but still wanted to become parents, anyway.
2007-05-25 13:58:51 · answer #6 · answered by TarKettle 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Psalm 139:13-15
13For thou hast possessed my reins: thou hast covered me in my mother's womb.
14I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvellous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well.
15My substance was not hid from thee, when I was made in secret, and curiously wrought in the lowest parts of the earth.
2007-05-25 13:57:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
He used my dad's sperm and my mothers ovaries, baked me in her womb for 9 months and out popped me. That is how He created me.
2007-05-25 13:54:06 · answer #8 · answered by 1saintofGod 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I cannot even begin to think. Interesting question.
2007-05-25 13:56:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's the other way around. How did I create God?
The answer: I didn't, so he doesn't exist.
2007-05-25 13:55:20 · answer #10 · answered by S K 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋