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and why are the monkeys still? can they move at all? even a little bit?

i'll take a glass of homemade grapefruit wine, yourself?

2007-05-25 06:37:16 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

DiDi - where are you today????

2007-05-25 06:37:32 · update #1

and Deke, where is Deke?

2007-05-25 06:39:50 · update #2

thank goodness Markyyy is around

2007-05-25 06:40:10 · update #3

Kallan - LOL thanks for coming to the party : )

2007-05-25 06:41:51 · update #4

Southpaw - drinking questions are as follows - the monkey one, why are there atheists in the religion section, i think any kirk cameron/banana reference lol and a few others - you'll know em when you see em - HAPPY FRIDAY

2007-05-25 06:43:26 · update #5

NORRIS~!~!~!~!~!

i wondered what happened to you. i miss being called Rieguin lmao

2007-05-25 06:44:10 · update #6

gee, some people are just killjoys!

2007-05-25 06:46:33 · update #7

33 answers

lmao I knew this was a "let's start the weekend party question" as soon as I saw you were the one who asked it.

Having my glass of cola now.

Monkeys are here for our entertainment.. much like the christians in this forum.

2007-05-25 06:41:06 · answer #1 · answered by Kallan 7 · 6 0

Folks, your tax dollars for public education at work. Be sure to thank a creationist for the hoodoo being passed off as science in this country, and don't forget to tip your waitstaff.

Thanks, I'll be here all week. Try the ribeye.

2007-05-25 06:42:38 · answer #2 · answered by Boar's Heart 5 · 2 0

Because man did not descent from monkeys, but instead we share a common ancestor. I don't know why people are so undereducated about such a basic concept as evolution. If your interested I would recommend a book on physical anthropology and basic biology.

2007-05-25 06:59:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I'm a biology major. It is not believed that man evolved from monkeys, but instead that monkeys and man share a common ancestor.

2007-05-26 02:02:45 · answer #4 · answered by Troy B 4 · 1 0

Sorry for the extremely late answer.

Had a long debate with the girlfriend about who was gonna buy the drink. The monkey won, she had to buy beer.

Cheers! :)

2007-05-25 06:56:34 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 2 0

Some monkeys hid when the time came to be turned into humans. They were the smart ones.

2007-05-25 06:40:15 · answer #6 · answered by S K 7 · 3 0

Never had grapefruit wine. That's gotta be good. Yes I'll have just a taste thank you.

2007-05-25 06:49:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Ha!! I like you, you're fun :)

Can you tell me when the drinking game started? I took a 3 month hiatus from Feb - May, I was wondering when everyone started drinking.

2007-05-25 06:41:33 · answer #8 · answered by Southpaw 7 · 1 0

We still have monkeys because we didn't evolve from monkeys specifically... we evolved from a type of primate similar to chimpanzees and orangutans.

2007-05-25 06:58:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I know what you mean.I have been trying to figure out how a monkey got into the White House.Also, if we came from God, why is there still a God?

2007-05-25 06:45:04 · answer #10 · answered by Demopublican 6 · 3 0

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