If I go to heaven, but I don't like it, but obviously I wouldn't like hell, is there another option? After I die, I want to play video games all day and be surrounded by beautiful women.
2007-05-25 06:33:30 · 11 answers · asked by razzthedestroyer 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, you will need a few weeks to chip away at the cell wall, from there you can drop into a water pipe and crawl to the safety of hell.
2007-05-25 06:38:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The only way to insure you don't go to heaven is to never repent of your sins, and never call on the name of Jesus Christ as your savior.
I'm sorry to have to tell you this, however. The place you will go has no video games and there won't be pretty girls there waiting for you.
2007-05-25 06:37:52 · answer #2 · answered by Esther 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes.
By keeping the nature you have, which is the one you were born with.
That is how.
BUT
why would you want to miss heaven I ask?
2007-05-25 06:37:24 · answer #3 · answered by 1saintofGod 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure you'll get to play video games in Hell... but they'll crash everytime you are about to clear a level.
Me, I am afraid of going to hell and finding crosswords, with no pencil to fill them with.
Aaargh! Jesus jesus jesus!!!!!
2007-05-25 06:44:40 · answer #4 · answered by shrek 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's NO middle road. You're either for Our Father who art in heaven or you're going to hell. BTW....Why give up peace love and joy for eternal damnation?
2007-05-25 06:42:08 · answer #5 · answered by Gir 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dont think you will have to worry about escaping heaven.....
2007-05-25 06:37:07 · answer #6 · answered by Fairlady 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!
don't worry, heaven is very easy to escape - just stay as you are ;)
2007-05-25 06:38:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's probably quite a big place Hun. You should be alright.
2007-05-25 06:50:27 · answer #8 · answered by hedgewitch18 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put Jesus in a Dutch Oven.
2007-05-25 06:39:20 · answer #9 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha. Ok and that happens now?
2007-05-25 06:36:26 · answer #10 · answered by BigOnDrums 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋