An old cowboy sat down at the Star bucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."
2007-05-25 06:31:02 · 10 answers · asked by riverman 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha thats hilarious♥
i love it♥
you deff get a star♥
2007-05-25 06:34:58 · answer #1 · answered by ♥sexy_love♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-25 15:36:20 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lesbos r well alright my 2 best m8s r lezis (2geva)
2007-05-25 14:20:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!! And yes, I forwarded it on to friends.
2007-05-25 14:24:35 · answer #4 · answered by HipHopGrandma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good one! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-05-28 18:40:14 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!!! thats funny
2007-05-25 14:03:20 · answer #6 · answered by T Rom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha=)that made my day!thanks!
2007-05-25 13:56:03 · answer #7 · answered by gutter_flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i guess i'm a lesbo too..... funny joke...
2007-05-25 13:36:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he he love it :)
2007-05-28 22:59:26 · answer #9 · answered by lostie_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!
2007-05-25 13:50:21 · answer #10 · answered by tiffmom78 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋