Paddy and Murphy on an airplane Paddy turns to Murphy and says "Murphy if this plane turns upside down will we fall out?" Murphy say "We have been friends for 21 years why would we fall out?"
2007-05-25 05:54:47 · 4 answers · asked by an146442 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant!!!!!!
I will drink a pint o' guinness to ya!
2007-05-25 05:58:28 · answer #1 · answered by mark t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paddy and Murphy go to church on Sunday. At the end of the service the hat is passed around for contributions to the new steeple. Paddy draws a circle with a piece of chalk and then throws some coins up. A few coins fall within the circle. Paddy gives these to the guy with the hat while saying "I throw the coins up - what falls within the circle is God's - the rest are mine". When its Murphy's turn, he throws some coins in the air and collects all that have fallen down. When the guy with the hat asks him what's with the theatrics - Murphy says "I throw the coins up - whatever God wants he takes - the rest is for me."
2007-05-25 06:09:43 · answer #2 · answered by Najnar 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Paddy and Murphy ones still want some beating, but here goes anyway.
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly,"crushed nuts"?
"No", he replied, "Arthritis".
2007-05-25 06:05:30 · answer #3 · answered by Gary Crant 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear, that's quite bad.
Not nearly as bad as "why don't boxers have sex before a fight? Well, they don't like each other all that much do they?"
2007-05-25 05:57:50 · answer #4 · answered by DMsView 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋