oh sure, no one seems to get offended when i reversed the question & asked "if YOU were my GOD".
just answer the bloody question!
2007-05-25 04:59:28 · 23 answers · asked by drunken pumpkin 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Light a candle in front of your icon every day, so that I will have the permission to swear, kill , torture, rape, steal and be excused for being your believer. Amen!
2007-05-25 05:05:45 · answer #1 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you were my God I would have faith in you. I would feel like you were somehow looking out for me and that you had my back. If you were my God I would be thankful to you that you created me and everything around me and make sure that I tell you how thankful I am that you provided me with a great foundation to build a wonderful life.
2007-05-25 12:04:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Look, everybody knows that if you claim to be god you want money. Just come out and ask for it. People will send you money. Anyone, no matter how stupid, has been able to find enough people to support him.
2007-05-25 12:28:10 · answer #3 · answered by Fred 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't. Surely, a deity who wasn't an attention-starved egomaniac would be able to greatly respect my position of doing my best on my own without bugging said deity for help?
2007-05-25 12:04:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who is getting offended? But the fact is, you are way to boring to be God.
2007-05-25 12:02:55 · answer #5 · answered by WhyNotAskDonnieandMarie 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, if I had a God, i'd assume that he/she would tell me how to worship. So I guess i'd do whatever you told me to do.
2007-05-25 12:03:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
same way. Love everyone. live the golden rule. play nice.
good questions.
2007-05-25 12:04:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
can't answer that
The other Half of God is missing from Your question
Cheers
2007-05-25 12:04:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
blasphemy is a sin. if the question was reversed my answer would be the same.
2007-05-25 12:33:05 · answer #9 · answered by Miki 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
With big yellow shoes and a big red nose.
2007-05-25 12:03:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋