ventriloquist doin a show in dublin one night took the p*ss out of kerry men all night and at the end of the show after the applause a man at the back stood up and said"oi listen here im from kerry and iv taken offence to all youv said tonight i dont know why all you people out there think us people from kerry are thick"with this the ventroliquist stood up and said "oh mate im so sorry if i have offended you tonight"with this the man in the audience replied "look u stay out of it im talking to the fella on your lap"
2007-05-25 04:48:41 · 10 answers · asked by Kaz 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ps. i am irish
2007-05-25 05:04:36 · update #1
Good One! LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2007-05-28 11:57:41 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a cracker, reminds me of the time I put my foot in it by saying to a friend that the only good things to come out of Liverpool were footballers and prostitutes. To which he replied indignantly;
"My wife is from Liverpool"
"Really" I said "What position does she play?"
2007-05-28 10:27:19 · answer #2 · answered by stickadiddle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh the Irish will love you! Lol
2007-05-25 11:51:48 · answer #3 · answered by TAFF 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You took the words right out of my mouth...
2007-05-25 11:52:42 · answer #4 · answered by debray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-25 17:05:57 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that before
2007-05-25 12:21:17 · answer #6 · answered by packy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA That is really funny!
2007-05-25 11:52:32 · answer #7 · answered by Ms. Jo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-05-25 12:26:09 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad...But it's not altogether true...
Ireland
Paddy
2007-05-25 12:01:06 · answer #9 · answered by Paddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute thanks for the laugh
2007-05-25 11:53:03 · answer #10 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋