A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that!"
2007-05-25 04:22:50 · 26 answers · asked by kitkat 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one
that's really good
2007-05-25 04:25:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha! here another 1 bout cows..
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that houses all the bulls.
The sign on the first bull's stall states: "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, isn't that nice!."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year.
That is over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!"
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year.
That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."
The fed up man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if he had to mate with the same cow every day."
xx
2007-05-25 04:30:04 · answer #2 · answered by angel eyez xx 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha! right here yet another a million bout cows.. a guy takes his spouse to the inventory show. they start up heading down the alley that properties each and all of the bulls. The connect up the 1st bull's stall states: "This bull mated 50 situations final twelve months." The spouse turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 situations in a twelve months, isn't that high-quality!." They proceed to the subsequent bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated sixty 5 situations final twelve months." The spouse turns to her husband and says, "This one mated sixty 5 situations final twelve months. this is over 5 situations a month. you ought to examine from this one!" They proceeded to the final bull and his sign reported: "This bull mated 365 situations final twelve months." The spouse's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 situations final twelve months. this is as quickly as an afternoon!!! you ought to truly study from this one." The uninterested guy turns to his spouse and says, "flow up and inquire if he had to mate with a similar cow on a daily basis." xx
2016-10-06 00:59:07 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha excellent way to end the day at work with a good joke :O)
2007-05-25 04:47:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10
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2007-05-25 04:36:42 · answer #5 · answered by seaview 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soooo good. Deserves a star.
2007-05-26 01:40:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it Love ti
2007-05-25 04:26:13 · answer #7 · answered by Trish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke! LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2007-05-28 12:00:09 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty lame.long build up to weak punchline.the others are being nice just to bag 10 points
2007-05-25 04:32:43 · answer #9 · answered by Val 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL...funny
2007-05-25 04:27:15 · answer #10 · answered by dimplez P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!!!
2007-05-25 04:26:19 · answer #11 · answered by nunofurbiznass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋