A tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking.
The tomato says "I've got the worst live, I get cut up and stuck in a sandwhich".
The piece of gum says "No, mine's worse, I get chewed up, spit out and stepped on".
The penis says "No, by far I've gor the worst life... I get a plastic bag stuck over my head, then I'm shoved in a dark tunnel and made to do push ups 'till I throw up!"
2007-05-25 04:22:40 · 16 answers · asked by an146442 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol that was cute.
2007-05-25 04:56:19 · answer #1 · answered by shorte716 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!!
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day and confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed.
He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn't."
"Yes, I did."
"My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
Oh, she got fired too."
xx
2007-05-25 04:33:23 · answer #2 · answered by angel eyez xx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke was very funny the first time I heard it. It's nearly as old as - two eggs in a saucepan. One says "it's too hot in here" and the other one says "you wait til you get out, you get your head smashed in"!
2007-05-25 04:34:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...vomit inducing indeed!!
have a star..
2007-05-25 07:24:50 · answer #4 · answered by gutter_flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it's the only thing there good for lol.....
2007-05-25 05:07:37 · answer #5 · answered by debray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick but funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-25 10:07:27 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one. p.s kaz, kids wouldn't understand
2007-05-25 04:34:49 · answer #7 · answered by Val 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats disgusting.. did you make that up yourself
2007-05-25 04:40:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol,,lmao, it was disgustingly funny.
2007-05-25 04:26:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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that was hilarious, 4 real
2007-05-25 04:29:43 · answer #10 · answered by ~Ramd 5wa99Arific~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋