Joke: Women insensitive?

Question

Dave returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Dave went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Doreen agreed and again they made love. Later, Dave was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Doreen's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep. Dave, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"

His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Dave, I have to get up in the morning! You don't."

Answer 1

Funny! A star for you! She would be lucky to get up in the morning after all that action.

Answer 2

What does the title "women insensitive" has got to do with the joke? Well, maybe she is insensitive but since it's a joke, she shouldn't be considered as one because its a joke.

I mean, you don't think about sex only when you have four hours left to live!

My rating for the joke: 3.5/5. :)

Answer 3

Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!

Answer 4

funny! i gave ya a star for that1

Answer 5

Thats hilarious! Good one!!!

Answer 6

Good one lol

Answer 7

LMFAO!! HERE IS A STAR

Answer 8

How sad =(

Answer 9

aww...poor husband :P