A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey.
The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh.
As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?"
She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!"
2007-05-25 04:06:17 · 12 answers · asked by an146442 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so funny im still laughing my *** off!!!
2007-05-25 05:11:55 · answer #1 · answered by bonita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2007-05-25 04:20:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha I like that one
2007-05-25 04:24:35 · answer #3 · answered by Katelyn 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-25 10:11:54 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta love it, it's giving me ideas lol
2007-05-25 07:11:47 · answer #5 · answered by RainbowGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were great and she obviously doesn't get anything from her husband.
Did you make that joke up????
That's priceless.
2007-05-25 04:54:13 · answer #6 · answered by alwaysandforever 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats prob the best one one here for a while
2007-05-25 04:29:46 · answer #7 · answered by Snot Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That must be the same woman who was asked if she could hold her licquor.
"Sure", she replied. "I hold him by the ears".
Cheers, Steve.
2007-05-25 04:12:19 · answer #8 · answered by Steve J 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-05-25 05:24:43 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-05-25 04:15:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋