wiccans...do you know any spells to recite that will make my fat, worthless husband leave?

Question

divorce is soooo expensive..

Answer 1

I'll give you a wizard spell that will work.

Ala kazoola
Gitchy gaboola
Bibbity bobbity boo
Kick his lard a$$ right out of the house
Bibbity bobbity boo.

There. Hope it helps.

Answer 2

Divorce is the spell you're seeking, hun. Sometime spells cost a lot.

You think divorce is expensive, let me tell you out this spell I did called "Getting three college degrees"


(By the way, way to show the Christian love up there. Christianity was once a 60 year old religion, too.)

Answer 3

Invoke the Justice of the Peace and cast an anullment. You want to have a clean break if the marraige isn't salvageable. Also, unfamiliar w/your cost of living index, but in Bham, AL, divorces start around $200 for an easy one w/minimal property.
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Answer 4

HAHAHA! I love this question! :)

Ok, when he's laying on the couch watcing TV, stand in the middle of the room with the remote in your hand. Hit the OFF button then look at your husband and say three times "Get thee out you lazy bum!!!" :) See if that works. :)

There are actual spells you could do, but I think you'd see quicker results from the one above. Good luck! :)

Answer 5

Yes.

You recite these words in his presence, "Get out of here, you fat worthless slob. I've got a lawyer, and you're going to be giving me half of all you have then half of your future salary for a very long time."

Answer 6

Sure. Rub rancid meat fat all over your body, "paint" your face with red, black and yellow stripes of makeup. When he is in bed stand over him holding two large metal pans. Bang the two large metal pans together over and over again while reciting, "get out of here you worthless sac of $@#%" thirteen times. Perform this ritual each night until he leaves.

Answer 7

If you find you’ve made a terrible mistake and you wish to reverse a love spell, scribe the name of your bewitched on a white candle. Anoint it with myrrh oil and light it when the moon is waning (getting smaller).

“I burn this candle as a token
of the spell that binds our love.
Let this magyc now be broken
by the power of the Goddess above.”

Allow the candle to burn out. When the wax has cooled, wrap it in white silk and throw it into the sea or a river.




JUST REMEMBER:


THE WICCAN CODE OF CONDUCT



"An it harm none, do what you will"
Wiccans believe that anything is allowed as long as it does not harm any living thing. The quote above is one of the most followed codes of witches.

"Law of Threefold Return"
"Anything you send out, returns to you threefold"
This is the other major code of witches. It is self-explanatory, basically, whatever we do, whether good or bad will be returned to us 3 times greater.


FREE WICCAN PRAYER


Here is a simple prayer I use from time to time to help me when things get rough. I want to share with all of you one of my private prayers:



I will become calm, anxiety will fade away,

A wonderful inner confidence will overcome my doubts

and set me free to live my life the way I really want to.

I beseech the forces of nature to help me along my way.

Answer 8

even if he does leave...a divorce is on the horizon, but you might start with "get off your fat a** and get the h*** out amd don't let the door hit you in the a**"

Answer 9

Aw hon :( He wouldn't be willing for a "no fault" divorce? Those are cheaper. Consider a mediator?

Answer 10

Yes, hand him a broom and tell him to get off his fat, lazy, worthless, *ss.