Penis.
He said "ok, just drop your pants so i can take a look"
I dropped my pants and unleashed my 14 inch monster with a girth like a coke can...
The doctor looked aghast, held it with both hands, poked and prodded it a little and said " well, despite it's enormous size, weight and girth, there doesn't seem to be much wrong with it"
I replied " I Know, it's magnificent isn't it"?
2007-05-25 02:57:03 · 25 answers · asked by Mr Tripod 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW!! That'd be nice...VERY NICE!!! :o)
Now YOU get a star!!!
2007-05-25 03:07:06 · answer #1 · answered by city girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My reply is for the Person"I" in the joke. Not you who posted it.
An expensive Member too. Your Dr's consultation fee would have been $50 uppwards..Or if you're on welfare, the fee would be small or nothing..But for sure your member wouldn't get much action anyway, unless you count Lady 5 fingers, then it's free. So it wouldn't matter how good it looked, unless in a Male Prison or toilet. he! he! he! then you'd get some cheers and action..
enjoy!
2007-05-25 10:36:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats crazy I loved how the guy is proud...I heard a dick can grow to be 20 inch. I think it's true
2007-05-25 10:53:27 · answer #3 · answered by Cherry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so you're still the average 4 3/4inches long then?
if your feet are between a size 7-9 ( UK ) they're comparable to the size of you wot sit.
gimme a man with size 12 feet.......ooooooooo
....................wait a minute a have!
2007-05-25 10:02:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better than the Apple in the barrel one!
2007-05-25 10:02:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do that often do you?
(I'm guessing you're a guy right? Somehow don't think that joke would be as impressive if it was a vagina instead of a penis...)
2007-05-25 16:04:01 · answer #6 · answered by Snake Eyes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive seen you with your pants down it looks like a penis but only smaller, you hold it with four fingers and p*** on three.
2007-05-28 07:48:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was you looking at it through a magnifying glass?
2007-05-25 10:02:43 · answer #8 · answered by Totty D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one. Proud owner and all that. V good.
2007-05-25 10:00:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You wish
2007-05-25 10:00:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say stand tall and be proud!
2007-05-25 10:27:44 · answer #11 · answered by willie 57 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋