2 rasta mums are on the bus with their babies...
one says 'is ya baby teevin' yet?'
the other replies...
' yes, so far he's got me 2 Dvds, a mobile phone and a laptop!!'
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2007-05-25 01:13:14 · 15 answers · asked by thumberlina 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thank you..first one i have looked since i came in , certainly put the smile back on my face ,,!!
2007-05-25 01:23:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-05-25 02:28:46 · answer #2 · answered by flutterby 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it
works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned.
I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my
balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
2007-05-25 01:18:27 · answer #3 · answered by megawale 2 · 4⤊ 4⤋
Good one xx
2007-05-25 01:31:47 · answer #4 · answered by MRS.R. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-25 10:10:01 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny made me giggle!
2007-05-27 23:18:02 · answer #6 · answered by Missydee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool darlin xx
2007-05-25 01:25:20 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is the laptop for sale? I need one?!
2007-05-25 01:38:51 · answer #8 · answered by MinibabeUK73 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
hahahahaha
2007-05-25 02:09:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe! still laughing
2007-05-25 01:16:56 · answer #10 · answered by nuk_su_kow 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋