2007-05-24 23:44:21 · 13 answers · asked by MMMM 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Not exactly always right, it's just that they are never wrong. Any man knows this and there is a joke that goes with it and it's not even x-rated.
A couple get married. At the motel the man figures he is going to set down the rules right off. He gives his pants to his new wife and says " put them on", and she does but they are way to big and keep falling off of her, each time she pulls them up. So the man says, "see that just shows who will wear the pants in this family." So the woman thinks a little and tells her new husband to put on her panties. And so he tries to but no way can he get them on, they are just to small. So he says, "I can't get into these panties." And the woman says,
"yes and you won't either until you change your attitude."
Moral of the story: Women are always right.
2007-05-24 23:58:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, she was 30% more right than you as women as a rule have 30% more intuition and they say that intuition is always right so that makes 130%. That's pretty right.
OK so I failed math, but only once.
They don't make sense to men because they are looking at the big picture, usually of human relationships.
2007-05-24 23:54:08 · answer #2 · answered by hb12 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I became "enlightened" many years ago. It certainly brought me peace in my marriage at least!LOL
2007-05-24 23:50:15 · answer #3 · answered by nobodinoze 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
huh? lol...she was joking dude :P enlightenment has nothing to do with accepting that women are always right :P lol
2007-05-24 23:48:47 · answer #4 · answered by nicky 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thats why I say God is a women!
If you were a God would you create a man to be with or a women!
2007-05-24 23:50:40 · answer #5 · answered by Silent watcher of fools 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1 Corinthians 13:7
Love/charity:
Beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never gives up, never loses faith, is always hopeful, and endures through every circumstance.
These are some different translations.
2007-05-24 23:52:19 · answer #6 · answered by MiD 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes! A wise woman indeed!
2007-05-24 23:48:59 · answer #7 · answered by hedgewitch18 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about "enlightenment" but that is too funny. LOL
2007-05-24 23:48:09 · answer #8 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Clearly you're attempting to make some point here but I can't figure out what it is.
;-)
2007-05-25 00:17:45 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If she was serious, you have my deepest sympathy.
2007-05-25 01:55:23 · answer #10 · answered by Jed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋