and bragged that despite
being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.
Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.
After the show, Cilla says, "Sean, if I'm not bein' too forward, I'd luv
to 'ave sex with yer. Let's go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun.
So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off to
bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. Afterwards, Sean says,
"If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can
have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand
and ma willie in your right hand".
Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says "Okay".
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than
before.
Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for
an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......." "I know
Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun".
Cilla complies with the routine.
The results this time are absolutely mind blowing.
Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla
asks "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in de
other - does it really stimulate yer that much?"
Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a
scouser, the ***** stole ma wallet!"
2007-05-24 23:40:08 · 6 answers · asked by Tony T 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
quality man
2007-05-24 23:45:46 · answer #1 · answered by rossy g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!lol!10!
2007-05-24 23:52:23 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, good that. Hate Cilla Black though.
2016-05-17 10:20:54 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWESOME!!!! 8/10
2007-05-25 09:05:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fab, I love this one LOL.
2007-05-24 23:47:52 · answer #5 · answered by Robin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol briliant
2007-05-24 23:45:38 · answer #6 · answered by stefan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋