i posted this a little over a mo ago but i'm trying to cheer someone up so hope this works. if u like plz star!!
A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie.
"I will grant you three wishes," said the genie. "But there is a catch."
"What catch?" the man asked.
The genie replied, "Every time you make a wish, every lawyer in the world will receive double the wish you were granted."
"Well, I can live with that! No problem!" replied the elated man.
"What is your first wish?" asked the genie.
"Well, I've always wanted a Ferrari!"
POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man.
"Now every lawyer in the world has TWO Ferraris," said the genie. "Next wish?"
"I'd love a million dollars," replied the man.
POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet.
"Now every lawyer in the world has TWO million dollars," said the genie.
"Well, that's okay, as long as I've got my million," replied the man.
"What is your third and final wish?"
The man thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well, you know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney!"
2007-05-24 22:21:20 · 5 answers · asked by Gina B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's so funny! I've never heard it before! Thanks for the laugh. Here's a star for you!
2007-05-25 16:23:42 · answer #1 · answered by maddiemaddog 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha! poor laywers wnt have any kidneys. heres another lawyer joke..
There were these two lawyers walking through the woods talking, when all of the sudden they come across a very hungry bear. So one of the lawyers opens up his briefcase takes off his shoes and puts on tennis shoes. "You actually think you are going to outrun that bear?", says the other lawyer.
"No", he says. "I only have to outrun you."
hope u like. have a star..
xx
2007-05-25 05:54:00 · answer #2 · answered by angel eyez xx 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very good, u will have a dozen of stars
"poor lawyers"
2007-05-26 03:58:31 · answer #3 · answered by Rosy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Omg he killed all te lawyers.....lol hahahah that was really gud one. funny!
2007-05-25 06:49:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!!! u got ur star!
2007-05-25 05:37:10 · answer #5 · answered by ButteredCroissants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋