Dorothy and Carole Ann, two widows, are talking.
Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know
You went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about
Him before I give him my answer."
Carole Ann: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually
At 7PM, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me
Such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what 's there
But a luxury car.. A limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes
Me out for dinner... A marvelous dinner... Lobster, champagne, dessert,
And after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy,
I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are
Coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely
Crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!"
Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!. So you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"
Carole Ann: "No, no, no.. I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
2007-05-24 21:50:35 · 11 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha.. That was awesome! Thanks for the laugh!
2007-05-24 21:54:30 · answer #1 · answered by Denise M 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol way to funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-25 05:49:37 · answer #2 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thanx 4 da laugh
2007-05-30 01:32:41 · answer #3 · answered by Quin G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-25 17:22:08 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool. wear an old dress and wear condom too.
2007-05-25 05:00:36 · answer #5 · answered by James 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha. i had fun readin that.
lol
2007-05-25 05:29:11 · answer #6 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke........bad bad bad mental image but
2007-05-28 22:34:01 · answer #7 · answered by lostie_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hice 1 lol...
2007-05-25 04:57:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-05-30 07:13:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!
2007-05-31 09:06:24 · answer #10 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋