I met Sophie a month ago and she is the girl of my dreams , long blonde hair , pouting lips , ready willing and able etc etc...
We fell madly in love sharing many many happy nights together , she never moaned at me once and was so giving in bed , any position i wanted.
She is a quiet girl , happy to let me do all the talking and never ever minds if i want a night out with the lads. Well lad actually as i only have one friend, but thats another story...
Problem is this , where can i buy a puncture repair kit as she has a leak ?
Thanks.
2007-05-24 21:47:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
LOL .... you are truly EVIL!!!! You bad bad man you!!!!
Ask the missus if she has one stashed in the cupboard somewhere. You know, above where the hoover lives ... you DO know where the hoover lives in your house, don't you? ;-)
2007-05-24 21:54:23 · answer #1 · answered by Orla C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She must be 90. U dont need a puncture repair kit, you need a catheter. with a bag at the end.
2007-05-24 23:46:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you want to take her out or something??? and the whole sophie thing is just another story aswell?
2007-05-24 23:46:10 · answer #3 · answered by Lacadema (Role-player) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Johnny is made of solid silicone.
Sure it cost me more, but he never springs a leak!
2007-05-24 21:53:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You poor sad man!
2007-05-24 22:20:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
halfords mate, katie was the same, said she'd take it in any hole. i kinda stretched one and tore her slightly.
2007-05-24 21:52:37 · answer #6 · answered by techno mentalist 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
change it for a younger model, change as good as a rest.
2007-05-24 22:04:47 · answer #7 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha... well done. You actually had me there for a moment!
2007-05-24 21:50:39 · answer #8 · answered by Flossy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmfao!
2007-05-24 21:50:42 · answer #9 · answered by so Fresh 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahahahahah.
2007-05-24 21:49:45 · answer #10 · answered by Hairdorable 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋