She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. When St. Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
"Which word?" the woman asked.
"Love."
The woman correctly spelled "L-O-V-E" and St. Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About a year later, St. Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.
While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
Her husband told her, "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
"Which word?" her husband asked.
"Czechoslovakia."
2007-05-24 19:43:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so predictably funny…However, how come everyone has taken it for granted that the husband could not spell "Czechoslovakia?" I think the lady gave him a fair chance, unlike some guys I know! LOL!!!
2007-05-24 21:03:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So funny, but CZECHOSLOVAKIA?!?!?!?! You could do better than that. Czechoslovakia is so passe. I think even my nephew could spell it, and he's still not schooling yet. You could have used hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, which means fear of long words, or the ever popular supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, which is actually not a considered word but it is synonymous to fantastic. Or, floccinaucinihilipilification, which means the act of regarding things as valueless, or antidisestablishmentarianism, which is a political philosophy who opposes the idea of the separation of the church and the state, or probably the longest word I know which is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, which means the inflammation of the lungs caused by inhaling very fine siliceous dust.
2007-05-24 20:13:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha. Smaaaaaart woman!
2007-05-24 19:50:03 · answer #3 · answered by Doc 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Revenge is sweet, isn't it. I hope they let me sub a few times at "the Pearly Gates"
2007-05-24 20:02:55 · answer #4 · answered by Pat C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The moral of the story was quite practical..
2016-05-17 09:36:34 · answer #5 · answered by chrissy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Good luck ole buddy! I hope he packed his asbestos undies!
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2007-05-24 19:49:07 · answer #6 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!good luck with the husband!
2007-05-25 03:04:09 · answer #7 · answered by tara jcrest 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that would be the ultimate in sweet revenge wouldn't it!!
2007-05-24 20:07:28 · answer #8 · answered by ginger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2007-05-24 20:09:44 · answer #9 · answered by peggy m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. sad.. but he enjoyed when he was alive.. so its fair enough
hahahahahahahahahahaha
good one.. thanx for sharing
2007-05-24 19:56:49 · answer #10 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋