The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise".
Well, the hours passed and the Vodkas went down way too easy. Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight" he didn't seem p***ed off at all. Whew -- Got away with that one.
Then he said, we need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh s**t", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat,cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
2007-05-24 17:07:34 · 24 answers · asked by Norrie 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love it, that is so funny, have a star!!
PS, I can't believe that so many take these jokes seriously, so sad!! Have a great day!!
2007-05-24 20:53:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too damn funny. See now that is why I dont have a cuckoo clock
2007-05-24 18:00:20 · answer #2 · answered by who knows 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-05-24 21:41:12 · answer #3 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are just asking for trouble. Your husband will say "eye for an eye". Your eye looks at a man wrong once or your husband looks at a woman wrong once, and your marriage is over.
2007-05-24 17:21:40 · answer #4 · answered by grannywinkie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mine went out with 'The Girls' and took Condoms!
When I asked her why, she explained that if someone tried to Rape her she would beg him to put on a Condom because he might have HIV......I said OK Darling. PACK YOUR F'ing bags and GOOOOOO!
2007-05-24 17:28:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol!
I guessed you're lucky in your hubby but me mindful not to abuse him. Going out is okay but be sure to keep your promise. You have an obligation now and part of your obligation is to be his wife...
Bye cuckoo!!!
2007-05-24 17:12:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
omg your so funny!! you should submit your story to those stories in magazines lol and for your question NO i dont think women should have a girls night out..thats where infedelity comes in..and weird suspicions..sorry about the spelling lol
2007-05-24 17:12:34 · answer #7 · answered by nahdya21 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I loved it here's a star
2007-05-24 17:50:10 · answer #8 · answered by jsilverman645 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that next time you better have someone with you to drive you home at midnight!!'
Your husband is one clever man!!
2007-05-24 17:10:57 · answer #9 · answered by Searcher 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Wow, thanks for the laugh....I guess no more nights out with the girls for you for awhile.
(the covering up always seems much more clever when the ratio of alcohol to blood is much higher....)
Have a good night, but spend it at home...you're lucky you didn't get hurt.....
2007-05-24 17:16:48 · answer #10 · answered by Sue F 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋