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what is the annual fee for joining the atheist club?

(witty answers welcome) :)

bwahahhahahahahaha

2007-05-24 15:51:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

dog sneez you almost made me choke on that one HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2007-05-24 16:09:33 · update #1

19 answers

Since I am a Christian, they let me have a student rate for $20 a year, plus a cool water bottle.

2007-05-24 15:58:52 · answer #1 · answered by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 · 5 0

As Balaam said.
But I'd buy one at Walmart: there's a buy-one-get-one-free sale going on for souls right now. Limit two, though.

2007-05-24 15:56:02 · answer #2 · answered by pamiekins 4 · 3 0

no annual fee, just a one off payment of your immortal soul. send it in a stamped addressed envelope to:
Lucifer
7th circle of hell
inconceivable dimension
(666)666-666

2007-05-24 15:55:53 · answer #3 · answered by benjaminmpharm 1 · 2 0

Ramjet, strange you should ask! You asked me earlier what is in my basket. I am the treasurer of the atheist club and its our dues in there! So,,,,, send me $1,000 in small unmarked bills and you are in! I will make you a life time member.

2007-05-24 15:56:05 · answer #4 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 3 0

One time fee only! Your soul!

2007-05-24 15:54:14 · answer #5 · answered by frogginmama52 3 · 1 0

What's the cost of a subscription to Mad Magazine?

2007-05-24 15:53:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

I concur with several answers above. All it takes is to submit your sould to Satan.....and away you go into never, never land. Pops

2007-05-24 15:58:25 · answer #7 · answered by Pops 6 · 1 0

A bobble head Jesus doll?

2007-05-24 15:57:23 · answer #8 · answered by Janet L 6 · 1 0

ones soul

2007-05-24 15:58:38 · answer #9 · answered by expertless 5 · 0 0

Damnation for all eternity or $200 per year (tax deductible)...

2007-05-24 15:55:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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