ok, I just had to ask after Markyy's question....
witty answers welcome!
:)
2007-05-24 15:31:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
no thumbs down - it's a thumbs down-less day! teehee
2007-05-24 15:37:19 · update #1
dear robot - yikes, I will hide my bibles!!
:)
2007-05-24 15:38:26 · update #2
handbasket - We've all been curious... is that cookies in your basket??
bwahahahahhaa
2007-05-24 15:42:29 · update #3
bad squirrel that was hilarious!
2007-05-25 16:49:52 · update #4
Yes we go door to door..
But we don't knock we just stand on your porch waiting patiently for you to see logic and reason....
We stick a thumb tack in the lower right corner of your door to indicate whether our message was welcomed or rebuffed... Since we don't actually knock we actually place very very very few tacks....
We also move your welcome mat .666 inches to the left so you will be sure to know we've been there..
Another indication we have visited is when your porchlight burns out it's our Evil Aura sucking the life out of the bulb..
Thanks for asking now people will stop blaming the welcome mat and porchlight incidents on wind and filiment fatigue...
2007-05-24 15:48:29 · answer #1 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Ramjet, I really appreciate your sense of humor! Its a rare thing among religious people here. I also appreciate you for not being judgmental. I like you!
As for going door to door, I did when I sold girl scout cookies. Maybe we could sell atheist cookies! You WONT BELIEVE how good they are!
2007-05-24 22:39:29 · answer #2 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I'd be afraid of getting shot at, or having boiling water poured on my head or something. Some of those Bible Belt types don't mess around.
2007-05-24 23:49:23 · answer #3 · answered by Jocelyn F 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah, I planned to post a video, but the Squirrel already did. That clip rocks!
:)
2007-05-24 22:42:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
two doors to choose from.
1.accept Jesus
2.reject Jesus
which door do you pick?
2007-05-25 00:02:48 · answer #5 · answered by robert p 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nah, I DO have better things to do and I really don't give a sh*t if others "become" atheists. Just don't try to shove your flavor of religion down my or my child's throat.
2007-05-24 22:39:34 · answer #6 · answered by Skeff 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yes, they go door to door selling candy and magazines.
: )
2007-05-25 15:58:10 · answer #7 · answered by Mandolyn Monkey Munch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we go door to door asking for baby donations so that we will have live baby to eat this sunday.
2007-05-24 22:37:55 · answer #8 · answered by Pisces 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
They cant go door to door for fear of getting beaten up, thats why they all land in R$S
2007-05-24 22:36:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Nope,they are convinced that no one is there.
Just being silly.
2007-05-24 22:38:00 · answer #10 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋