Lunch Anyone?
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "One burger!"
Whereupon the chef grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill.
"That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen," the old lady says.
"Yeah?" says the counterman. "You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts."
2007-05-24 15:03:43 · 8 answers · asked by Harmony t 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-05-24 15:06:47 · answer #1 · answered by kat_cat_dog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(sugar sweet voice) You know what Keith?U wouldn't think that you have ever head a joke in your life the way u answer questions.
NEwayz great joke lol a bit..... ok very gross :D
2007-05-24 20:35:01 · answer #2 · answered by Karate Hotty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard a similar joke except it ended with" Yeah, you ought to see him thaw out the hot dogs".
2007-05-24 15:09:13 · answer #3 · answered by toughnottobeacynic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know a Eeeeeeeeeeewwww lol gross joke ...
It's called Yo mama. lol
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww gross.
ha ha ha
2013-10-16 21:24:26 · answer #4 · answered by G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie, but a goodie. Still funny though.
2007-05-25 03:14:24 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Grudge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow this is a really good one girl and good job because you rocks and thanks for making me laugh because i should did need it lol 10/10 and take care girl because you really did nail this one.
2007-05-24 15:16:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Very good Joke . Never heared that one before. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-05-24 17:49:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-24 15:08:13 · answer #8 · answered by alishatravis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋