My experiment: I got 200 grass-hoppers, placed one at a time on a table, said "Jump" and then let it go. In 95% (+/- 2%), the insects jumped. I then repeated the experiment, but this time, I broke off the large pair of hind legs just before I said "Jump". In 100%, they did not jump.
This experiment was repeated numerous times by myself and other scientists all over the world. The results were essentially the same.
I therefore concluded that grass-hoppers hear through their hind legs. That's my hypothesis. Actually, it's a theory. It's thoroughly testable, scientifically falsifiable, and it makes accurate predictions. Do you agree with my theory?
2007-05-24 14:50:53 · 7 answers · asked by flandargo 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sorry, didn't realize I posted the same question TWICE !! Had some problems with my Internet connection.
2007-05-26 13:10:17 · update #1
haha. This joke was funnier when it was "Legless frogs are deaf"
2007-05-24 14:54:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My hypothesis is that grasshoppers have breathing spiracles on their legs and unable to smell your stinky breath, they stayed put.
From repeating this experiment, we can also deduce that ALL christian "scientists" have stinky breath.
2007-05-24 14:58:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha whatever. I hope karma comes back and bites u in da *** for what u did to those poor grasshoppers.
2007-05-24 15:09:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you think grass-hoppers understand English?
My answer: no
2007-05-24 15:01:32 · answer #4 · answered by lost and found 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I elect you to the position of Grand Inquisitor.
2007-05-24 14:56:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where'd you get all the grasshoppers?
2007-05-24 15:01:06 · answer #6 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it doesn't get any more intelligent when it's repeated.
2007-05-24 14:56:18 · answer #7 · answered by Julia Sugarbaker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋