2007-05-24 14:21:20 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, he did create cannabis...
2007-05-24 14:23:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
The Bible says a day with God is as 1000 years, which is sure a long day to me. We are told after working 6 of them that he took a day off. So.... wonder who ran the Universe during that 1000 year day? Maybe his son.
2007-05-24 21:31:28 · answer #2 · answered by harridan5 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I would think he puts his feet up and listens to the choir of angels while watching the sunset
2007-05-25 04:09:24 · answer #3 · answered by ~*tigger*~ ** 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smokes a fatty, plays with his dog, laughs at stupid humans on FOX news and the 700 club?
2007-05-24 21:25:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Plays Super Smash Bros. And then watches 24.
2007-05-24 21:24:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
THIS ONE IS EASY!!!!
He goes bowling with the angels!!!!
Haven't you ever heard the saying "thunder is the angels bowling?"
And then they play pranks on us by turning on and off the lights. Havent' you ever heard "lightning is the angels playing with the lights?
2007-05-24 21:28:19 · answer #6 · answered by Grilled cheese lover 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ice cold Bud Light and maybe a DVD.
2007-05-24 21:24:27 · answer #7 · answered by sketch_mylife 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
He eats some of the burnt offerings the dumb little humans make for him.
2007-05-24 21:25:34 · answer #8 · answered by God!Man aka:Jason b 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
"Christianity...[has become] the most perverted system that ever shone on man....Rogueries, absurdities and untruths were perpetrated upon the teachings of Jesus by a large band of dupes and importers led by Paul, the first great corrupter of the teaching of Jesus." --- Thomas Jefferson
“There is strong reason to believe that St. Paul fabricated the belief system of Christianity from Zoroastrian mythology. In order to hide Paul’s plaigerism… Christians burned the library of Alexandria in 390 A.D. Books in that library kept Mithra’s original story of what Pauline Doctrine is an almost exact copy. (George Sarton , Introduction to History of Sciences) ,
The Christian Trinity is a copy of the Pagan religion of Rome called Mithraism. Mithra was a half man half god who died for the sins of his followers. Guess what date the SUN god Mithra was born on ? - Thats right ...December 25th
The concept of God having a son is the basis of most Polytheistic religions and the exact opposite of the Abrahamic message of Monotheism. Your Lord is ONE – no partner, no Son , No God incarnate.
“The son-ship of Jesus Christ is the greatest fiction of human history.” (Lord Bishop of Canterbury Commission, the Spiritual Head of England, 1910.)
“The son-ship of Jesus Christ, the Trinity, the blood sacrifice of the lamb of God, atonement are not the teachings of Jesus. These are all inventions of Saint Paul who never really met Jesus.” (Hastings Rashdall, The Theory of Good and Evil)
“In the Christian world, you do not talk about God, when talking of god. Every Christian talks about his or her own conception of God “ (Nicholas Berdyeau, Destiny of Man.)
"The New Testament is mysteriously silent about Jesus between twelve and thirty years. I wonder what the Son of God had been doing on God's earth during that time ! " (Max Marshall, The Great Fiction)
“I counted 30,000 contradictions in the New Testament. (Dr. Maile, Confessions of a Sceptic)
"Initially there were 34 gospels that were compiled by word of mouth. Four were chosen for unclear reasons and 30 were left behind [burned]. (Encyclopedia Britannica)
"Jesus and his disciples spoke Aramaic but the gospels were written in Greek ! A man in Jerusalem wrote Messiah's Biography on hearsay. That is what the gospel is. (Martin Springler, A Quest for Truth)
“Few scholars can disagree that the fourth gospel was written by some nameless mystic between 95 to 125 C.E. “ (Dr. W.R. Inge, The Fall of Idols)
"All the gospels - Matthew, Luke and John openly contradict each other. ( Earnest Renan, Essay on Nationality)
2007-05-24 21:23:03 · answer #9 · answered by Mithrianity 3 · 3⤊ 5⤋
He keeps going on, fulfilling His promises to each of us, His work will not be done till He has finished it all
2007-05-24 21:26:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus is there for each of us 24/7 He is never too busy for us or tired--and till we believe as the Bible says he is knocking on our heart door-I am raised Jewish and this is how I came to know Jesus is never too busy for us and loves us unconditionally=the prince of peace "Unto us a child will be born, a Son given, and he will be almighty God and the prince of peace." Isaiah 9:6
works for me=accepting Jesus gives us the power not to sin-then sin becomes a choice-with power and reward doing right and correction from Jesus if we chose to do wrong=and for help in your heart=once you confide in God it will be a new start for you even in this matter with guidance -and this is a key to life-what changed me and took away my route to hell even for one lie that I wouldnt ask forgiveness for, to torment forever and irresponsibility in my life till then=in Jesus care, how i learned to give things over to Jesus and pray better="Jesus help me, I am sorry for my sins, even one lie, come into my heart and help me, be my friend, amen." Revelation 3:19&20 Jesus says I love you and to turn to me, repenting and ask me into your heart door and I will come in and become your friend."
praying for you friend peace in the prince of peace
2007-05-24 21:26:50 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋