Behold, the messiah. Jesus has returned...as a shark. He so cares for his flock, that he was crucified yet again, this time by a stingray, long known as the Roman centurian of the fish world... What more proof do the unbelievers need?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/virgin_births_sharks
2007-05-24 13:41:19 · 4 answers · asked by Chance20_m 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Or, if he was only the shark mesiah, didn't he die a little early to get his message of peace out?
I wonder what miricles he might have performed... perhaps turning wine into chum? Or maybe by walking on land?
2007-05-24 13:47:08 · update #1
Worms too? Truly we are blessed with an abundance of saviors at our very feet. It all s sense now, crucified everyday by blasphemous fishermen...
2007-05-24 13:50:27 · update #2
Maybe to hammer sharks who believe in the virgin birth.
2007-05-24 13:43:50 · answer #1 · answered by Kromer 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are you serious? NO the shark pup is not the messiah. By your theory, all worms are also the messiah as well as seahorses. Asexuality is not a trait of human beings.
2007-05-24 20:47:37 · answer #2 · answered by John H 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The stupidity on R&S these days. There has only been one virgin birth ever, which was the birth of Jesus Christ. It's probably a publicity stunt.
2007-05-24 20:44:20 · answer #3 · answered by Kat™ 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
OH, GET A GRIP.........if you read on in the story, she has the same DNA as her mother....this has happened before to other sharks.
2007-05-24 20:45:51 · answer #4 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋