One day in Church a young girl is climbing the stairs up to the balcony and the Priest is behind her. He looks up and notices the girl is not wearing panties so he takes out $20 from the collection plate and tells the girl to go and buy some panties as it wasn't nice running around without panties. The girl goes home and gives her mom the $20 and asks her to buy some panties.Her mother asks where she got the money and the girl explains about the priest.The mother rushes upstairs and whips off her panties, outs on her skimpiest mini-skirt and heads for the church, she sees the priest and without looking obvious she starts to climb the stairs to the balcony. Sure enough the priest looks up and then again reaches into his collection plate. This time however he takes out only $2, hands it to the woman and says " For Gods sake go and buy a Razor."
2007-05-24 12:40:35 · 31 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You realise thats going to upset my sleep pattern, don't you?
2007-05-24 12:46:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
10 out of 10
2007-05-24 12:51:03 · answer #2 · answered by angela f 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm a Catholic, and I got a 'good hearty chuckle' from your joke ... but did you know that there is NO WAY a 'lay person' would EVER go up any stairs IN FRONT OF THE PRIEST so that he could 'see up under a woman's dress' ... even if it was the 'shortest mini-skirt' possible? Both the Catholics and the Episcopalians know 'better than that' for OBVIOUS REASONS ... but it's still a 'really cute joke.'
2007-05-24 12:58:55 · answer #3 · answered by Kris L 7 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Very Funny
2007-05-24 15:28:58 · answer #4 · answered by Big R 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excellent!
2007-05-24 21:45:28 · answer #5 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg thats way to funny 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-24 12:49:12 · answer #6 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That was a really pleasant story... right up until the last line... yuk!
Have a star!
2007-05-24 18:12:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha nice joke... sent it round college :)
good one (y)
2007-05-24 12:56:47 · answer #8 · answered by Captain Heinrich 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
perfect joke man
2007-05-24 12:55:26 · answer #9 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha ha ha
2007-05-24 12:43:29 · answer #10 · answered by Red Sox lover 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋