2007-05-24 12:27:42 · 13 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Cosmo you idiot. Wanda speaking of course!
2007-05-24 12:34:05 · answer #1 · answered by momof3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was not Jesus, as Bill Cosby once told Theo, but Adam that discovered pudding. And even more surprising is that it wasn't pudding but frosting instead.
Just before God booted adam and Eve from the garden of eden, he wanted to make sure the couple would not go hungry. He told them that he would bake some cupcakes for them, so that they would never go hungry. What about giving them apples, you say? Well, I think its safe to say that they didn't want to eat another apple ever again. He also told them that he would create a built-in frosting dispenser that would apply frosting to the cupcakes just by squatting over them.
The morning of Adam and Eve's departure, God was baking the batch of cupcakes he promised them. He put them in the oven at 350 degrees, and then left for Australia to create platypussies. You would think that God just snaps his fingers and an animal is created out of thin air. No, God actually has to sit there and piece together different parts to better suit the animal to its surroundings. We humans call it evolution and that is why you'll never see a whale in the desert.
As God was trying to create a platypus by combining a beaver and a duck, he smelled something burning. It was the cupcakes. Although it wasn't his intention to make platypussies from beaver and duck parts, he left it as is and went to take the cupcakes out before they were burned, but he was too late. They were ruined and worse still he had run out of ingredients, especially sugar. So not only weren't there any cupcakes, but now the frosting wouldn't be sweetened and would "taste like s**t". This is where the saying "tastes like s**t" comes from. Bet you didn't know that, huh?
So, God apologized to Adam and Eve as they left the garden. To this day, scholars still theorize how human civilization might be different if God didn't burn the cupcakes and if "*ss frosting" didn't taste like sh*t. Would there be no hunger, most definitely. How about crime? Sure. And what about world peace, I'd like to think so.
2007-05-24 21:33:21 · answer #2 · answered by cpc26ca 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joseph and Mary didn't think Jesus could speak, until he was 7 years old. One night, they gave him some pudding. He took a bite, and exclaimed, "What the F... is this? Are you trying to poisen Me?" Amazed, that he could speak, they overlooked the explative. Asking, "Jesus, why have you waited so long to speak?" He answered, "Well, up to now, everythings been pretty cool, what do you call this s...?"
2007-05-24 19:52:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
God doesnt exist ... Even if it existed, god has no right to punish someone for his past deeds... We change in every second... So it can punish only the last person we turn out to be at the moment of death.... Certainly.....I am sure about it.. HA HA HA HA
2007-05-24 19:33:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just won the "Dee dee dee" question of the day. Enjoy your 15 minutes. fgm
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2007-05-24 19:42:08 · answer #5 · answered by Knick Knox 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You realize it's people like you that give a bad name to atheists. How do you expect to be taken seriously? Know run along, I think I here your mommy calling.
2007-05-24 19:48:26 · answer #6 · answered by Rick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee, I wonder what he played when he discovered ice cream!
2007-05-24 19:43:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was it banana pudding?
2007-05-24 19:30:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love Cosmo !
2007-05-24 19:32:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I would think a lot of that!
2007-05-24 19:31:58 · answer #10 · answered by George lopez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋