1.Airhostess-- always work on top of you
2. Female workers of fast-food places-- because they say: "Thank You. Next customer please."
3. Female teachers of kindergarden-- they say: "Don't give up. Let's do it again until you get it"
4. Female nurses-- they say: "Take your pants off" (even in front of your family and friends)
5. Female teacher of elementary school-- they say: "If you make a mistake, you have to redo your homework 20 times"
6. Female drivers-- they say: "Get in. Get in... There are more spaces in the back."
2007-05-24 10:59:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
liked it!
2007-05-24 13:30:35 · answer #1 · answered by Yisi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny.....try this:
You know you're really trailer trash when...
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"
Your Junior / Senior prom had a daycare.
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.
Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
2007-05-25 01:11:05 · answer #2 · answered by Chris R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-24 11:49:01 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omgeeeee that is a funny one can't wait to hear more jokes
love ya bye=}
2007-05-24 11:24:58 · answer #4 · answered by sam n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-05-24 11:08:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anurag R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY, and HILARIOUS!!!
2007-05-25 03:42:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one! ; )
2007-05-24 11:04:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋